With the credit crunch taking hold the last thing I need at this time is a high maintenance woman, but that is what I got.

In my post last week was a catalogue for a jewellery shop. That’s odd, I thought, I didn’t bloody order that, but it was addressed to me. That evening my new woman comes round for a bit of grubby love and lo and behold she picks up on the fact the catalogue was sitting on the kitchen side.

“Oh, it’s come then” she said, “what’s come?” I said, “My new jewellery catalogue, I thought you could treat me to some new jewellery!”

And there it was, after a few short weeks, my new woman was looking for the wallet to be well and truly opened and for Christmas to come early. My reaction? Not a chance.

After I had promised the jewellery from pages 16, 17 and 18, I had my grubby little way with her, dropped her off at work in the morning and then dumped her by txt in the afternoon!

So sorry to Zoo Jewellery (whoever they are) who sent me their fine jewellery catalogue, but no sales from Grubby on this occasion.

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